Our Platforms

In accordance with our Digital Engagement Continuity Framework, GCHQ.NET delivers essential scorekeeping services across every officially recognised communications medium, plus several that we made up.

Electronic Access

• World Wide Web: https://gchq.net
  Compatible with most browsers manufactured after the Reformation.
• Secure Shell: ssh emf@gchq.net ; ssh <username>@gchq.net
  Fingerprint: SHA256:rbuJTIczk0YU3USTL0QNjRXP9MxjfFheGJf3P1OOGek ; Guests may log in as emf. Actual players may use their username and password, or log in afterwards with a Badge App Code. Type help once connected, unless you prefer chaos.
• Telnet / Dial-up: Currently unavailable.

If you need to get in touch with us, please see our contact details.

Traditional Access

For citizens who remain proudly offline, partially offline, or locked in a Faraday cage of their own making, the following heritage channels remain open.

Chaos Post

A paper copy of your results may be requested by sending your account name and return address to:

GCHQ.NET (DECT 4247)
Wireless Way
Electromagnetic Field 2026

Allow 3-5 working festivals for delivery. We also reply to letters sent via Fax, because bureaucracy is stronger than distance.

In Person

Visitors to our headquarters may request a copy of their results from a volunteer who appears to be on duty. Bonus points may also be available from HQ, subject to stock, morale, and other factors.

Semaphore

Semaphore operators should signal G C H Q N E T, followed by their account name, preferably from a hill.

Japanese semaphore, RFC 4824, and interpretive dance remain unsupported. Cat Ears do not count as flags.